Ferguson Police: He was trying to steal Candy from a store and was pushing and punching-

Store: -Actually that didn’t happen.

Ferguson Police: Well, he forced his way into a cop’s car, shoved the police man to grab and steal his gun to use on-

Witnesses: - Actually he was standing several feet away from the police, before he was shot by the police man.

Ferguson Police: Well he-

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